Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...