A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...