The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...