George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...