Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...