A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...