Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...