Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?