Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...