Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.