Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Where would you put an injured insect?
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blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...