Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...