Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...