A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...