Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!