Almost Perfect Life
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Obey the speed limit
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Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
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A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
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A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Computer Acronyms
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Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...