Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...