Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...