She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
I marked the spot
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Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...