A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...