Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!