Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...