Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...