You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...