Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...