A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...