How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...