Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...