How to shoot yourself in the foot
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Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Dealing with a juggler
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Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...