The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
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Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...