What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation…
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
JokesGalore defines farts!
Here’s a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times....
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...