For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...