what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...