I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...