Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...