Orange penis
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A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
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General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...