Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...