What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...