Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!