Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...