Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...