How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...