The guide to wife translations
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A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX….10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...