The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...