A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...