Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Brain transplant
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Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
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Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
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The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...