Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...