What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
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What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Free haircuts
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