Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...