Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...