What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...